Monday, September 7, 2009

No One Bullies My Friends

Maybe you guys see me as a dude with reasons on his head. But back in the days, I'm not. I'm a monster. I don't really care about what people says.

I'm not a pleasant friend to my friends. They all hate me. Most of them become friends with me after a fight. It's funny to think about that now. A life without reason is sometimes the happiest life ever. Who says an intellectual person leads a happy life? No matter how much my friends dislike me, they will still come to me when they messed up. Because I'm the brute that would stand up for them.

I remember one time when one of my friends had problems with his crush, it is I that made the call to her. I gave her a prank call, mentioning that I'm the Along and she owed me RM 5000. I even said that if she doesn't settle the payment by today, I'll come to her house. After I hanged up the phone, I laughed like a maniac. My friend couldn't have been happier that time. The second crush that broke my another friend's heart, I pretended as Rudy from the HITZ.FM Morning Crew and pranked her. Another broken heart cured. I just hope that my former victims won't read this.

I even remember this one time when I personally came up to a guy who showed middle finger to me and my friends. I tracked him down and found him at the saloon, waiting for his haircut. I opened the door and shouted like hell to him. Everyone in that saloon were looking at me. I went out of the saloon and gave my friends a good grin.

And few months ago, I was celebrating my friend's birthday. I prepared a bag of flour as a 'birthday ritual' for him. It was 2 AM that time. It was when we made too much noise out of his surprise of swallowing my flour, a guy from another block shouted at us with harsh language and demanded us to shut up. I grabbed what's left of my flour and prepared to throw it into the dumb ass's window. My friend grabbed my hands and said no. "A life with reason, eh?", I said, and dropped the flour.

If you ask, "why take all the troubles for your friends?"

I'll answer, "no one bullies my friends, only I could do that."

While I pointed my thumb at my chest.



To Hafizuddin: Sorry dude, can't find your photos! lol

6 comments:

Sanji desu! said...

Just a note for me is okay. Thanks man. I feel touched, serious shit. ;)

But dude, you know me when we were in form 1, class 1E. You were one of the dudes who played Yu-Gi-Oh. Haha! And yeah, maniacs of Magic the Gathering.

Saaaaaayang Chan~

Chan said...

Ahahahahaha!!! Oh yeah, I almost forgot that part man!

Will include that later. Don't you worry buddy. =)

Syafiqah said...

a friend in need is a friend indeed :D

Chan said...

hehe. damn right you are, syaf. =)

sometimes I have even wondered that perhaps I'm more of a mercenary than a friend. lol

aenny said...

well chan , i am glad to have u as my friend even on blogger ;p
even we are not that close but still i have a lot of fun following ur blg entries ! and i think from here i know a lot about u more than before lahh . :D

Chan said...

you are already a good friend of mine, you know? hehe.

thx for d compliments. i enjoyed your writing as well. =)