That's So Gay!

Ever been around a person who took up a record and said, "that's so gay"? Apparently he's looking at the CD of Celine Dion, or maybe Kenny Rogers. The word "gay" have two meanings in the Oxford dictionary. One means happy, another means homosexuality. Apparently the 'men brain' found millions of meanings for it.

Men can't be polite. They'll be branded as "gay". It's "gay" to assist someone in their work. It's "gay" to smile at another being. It's "gay" for men to cook. It's even "gay" for someone who builds up muscle. Don't worry, I'm not going to list out 1 million of meaning of "gay" in men language.

My brother couldn't stand it when someone calls him "gay" or "faggot" for good deeds he had done. It's men reflex. That's how the men tongue works. "Gay" are the word for something they are not, to put it simply. Otherwise they won't say it, but rather wait for other man to say it. It's a vicious cycle. It's the survival of the un'gayest'. Men had a private battle going on between them. It's a "gay" war.

Men have the "balls" to call others to have no "balls". They took pride at finding some other "balls", but just couldn't find it. So they claim they are the one with most "balls". Like it or not, you're a freak if you have more than two. To put it bluntly.

So, if you come across someone who likes to make a "gay" out of other men, tell them that this doesn't help them in life. Or doesn't help them in impressing chicks. Gay are overrated. And men are just as overrated as the word. Men just loves to compare their manhood. And it's stupid. To put it bluntly.

Hell, if I didn't call others "gay", I would be less of a man.

Do you understand sarcasm?